Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is pushing the damn button.
Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.
- 25 devious enigmas
- Singular pixel art
- Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack
- Touch screen optimized gameplay
"[...] some of the puzzles are so fiendish and abstract that I'm sure I'll be spending days if not weeks getting fully to the bottom of Please, Don't Touch Anything"
- TouchArcade - Game of the Week
"If you're a fan of puzzle games and pushing things that you shouldn't, then Please, Don't Touch Anything will be an unlikely boost to your serotonin levels."
- PocketGamer - 8/10
Note: fully compatible with older devices (iPhone 4 and later + iPad 2 and later)
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This app has been updated by Apple to use the latest Apple signing certificate.
This version fixes a bug preventing one of the ending from triggering.
The "City Bomb" mini-game has also been made slighly easier.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Ratings and Reviews
City boom fix (please read this)
City boom is impossible so please make the button more active please other than that it’s a GOOD GAME totally worth the money just please make more frequent updates because I’ve seen the update history and the last update was 2 years ago so please more frequent updates please🙏🙏😰 but still, GOOD GAME! 😍👍😋🤩🤩🤠
Now THAT'S a puzzle
I've played my share of puzzle games. PDTA is unreal as puzzlers go. This is a highly complex puzzle-box style game, with lots of outcomes and an extraordinarily detailed set of secondary puzzles ranging from pattern problems to orientation to math...and some that just plain defy explanation. As complicated as it is, it can be frustrating, but there are answers, and some of the animations are hilarious (but all are creative). People with a short attention span or who are easily frustrated may not enjoy this one, but for puzzle fans, it's quite good. Clues are a little thin on the ground, so here's one non-spoiling tip: don't think you can only tap things once. That's enough to get you started on hours of puzzling. A well-earned A to this pixelicious puzzler app!
Fix The Button
This game was a lot of fun up until I reached the bomber mini game. Using this on an iPhone 5, the button just isn't responsive enough for this mini game. I find myself dropping only one bomb at a time, because the button won't register my touch. I only have two endings left, the bomber and the final, and I don't know if I'm gonna be able to beat it. I would recommend not purchasing this game until they update the button during the mini game to be more responsive.
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- ForwardXP, Inc.
- 57.3 MB
- Requires iOS 5.1.1 or later.
- Requires iPadOS 5.1.1 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 5.1.1 or later.
- Requires macOS 11 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip.
- Age Rating
- 9+ Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- © Escalation Studios, INC © Four Quarters, All rights reserved 2016
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Your colleague needs to get away. He asks if you can watch his machine? “Please don’t touch anything,” he says. Do you obey or will you push the big red button?
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Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic puzzle game that appeared on Steam. Now it is also available for iOS and that’s good, because, on the iPhone and iPad, the game comes very well into its own.
Everything takes place in a single environment. A pixelated room with a machine. Above the machine hangs a window overlooking a city. Left of that instructions (but for what?) And further there is at first glance little to see or experience.
Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a game for the more experienced puzzler who loves cryptic clues. The aim of this game is that you unlock as many endings. That seems odd at first, because there is only one button and that you are not even allowed to touch, but what happens when you do anywayy? And what if you press more than once?
Before you know it you have to try things and try to decipher the (subtle) hints on the poster. And then it turns out that the machine suddenly is a box that is full of secrets and riddles that you must try to decipher. There are a total of over 20 endings to unlock, but before you are ready, you just sit for a few hours sweating on the puzzles.
Download Please, Don’t Touch Anything
Please Don’t Touch Anything is, thanks to its static appearance and gameplay, very well to play on a touchscreen. The app costs $4.99 on the App Store. The game works with iOS 5.1.1 or later and requires about 50MB of storage.